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backdoorteenmom:

mrbritneyhaynes:

bbackdoorteenmom:

when you’re an international pop star with multiple number 1 hits but nobody in the room knows who you are

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International Popstar:

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when you make a post saying ariana grande has multiple number 1 hits and find out she doesn’t even have 1

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estebanwaseaten:

moyaofthemist:

ilovecharts:

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

"In just six hours, the world’s deserts receive more energy from the sun than humankind consumes in a year. (x)

» A guy in my Japanese class today...
Sensei: Why do you want to learn Japanese?
Guy: I'm tired of reading subtitles.

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

blackwolf25:

damnyounick:

what

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What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
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sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

australiansanta:

makin snow angels <3 xx

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legendarystar-lord:

Meanwhile, David Tennant:

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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